
Dead But Caffeinated Shirt
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Sure, your soul left the building three Mondays ago — but with enough caffeine, nobody has to know. This tee is your official uniform for functioning at half capacity with full sarcasm. Dead inside? Maybe. But at least you’re buzzed and productive-ish.
Product features
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a cleaner look.
- Highly elastic collar retains shape thanks to ribbed knit.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment to prevent stretching.
- Durable, smooth fabric is ideal for vibrant prints.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean